ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone said to me 4 years ago
ive come here to receive a rub
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom
Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
do u ever see a blue crayon and you pick it up and start colouring the sky or the sea
and it’s fucking purple
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question